Saturday, June 18, 2011
We are exercising extreme discipline and restraint today. This means that the Anthony Weiner Roast is over. Finished. Kapoot! Besides, we should not poke fun at Weiner until we have walked a mile in his pants, which is difficult when they are around the ankles. AHHHH! No more! Enough already! Moving right along….
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Is it men in general who suffer sexual abstinence anxieties (SAA)? Or does the disease especially target politicians? The answer seems to be both. MilesTones conducted a purely irrational survey and found that 11 out of 10 men acknowledge a Weiner Problem, named for Congressman Anthony Wiener (D-NY).
Monday, June 6, 2011
Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY), who is married with a family, got caught posting a lewd photo of himself on the internet. He was wearing only jockey shorts that appear to be fully filled.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
We are facing an engery crisis. All have been advised to conserve energy before our goose is cooked without the propane being lit. The glaring headline spread across the front page of this past Friday’s Contra Coasta Times: proclaimed: “PG&E Billing Is About To change”. Before optimism soared too high, The Left Coast came through once again with the sub-headline: “Households that use the most electiricty will see rates lowered; everyone else will pay a bit more.” How’s that again?
Monday, April 25, 2011
Obama has made good on his promises of job creation which will spike a rise in the economy. Indeed, a short time after the last election, many new republican congresspersons and senators were hired, which began to bring the economy under control. So his plan is working! Here is a partial list of current job listings including this job of the week: Help Wanted: Air traffic controllers to work in major cities throughout The United States. Insomniacs given preferential status…..
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